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Answering The World's HARDEST "What Would You Rather" Questions - Shreya Sachdev

Would you rather Swim 300 meters through shit or dead bodies?

Dead bodies

Would you rather Have a dog with a cat’s personality or a cat with a dog’s personality?

Dog with cat’s personality

If you were reborn in a new life, would you rather be alive in the past or future?

Future

Would you rather eat no candy at Halloween or no turkey at Thanksgiving?

No turkey at Thanksgiving…lol I don’t celebrate it.

Would you rather date someone you love or date someone who loves you?

Date someone who loves me.

Would you rather lose the ability to lie or believe everything you’re told?

Lose the ability to lie

Would you rather be free or be totally safe?

Free

Would you rather Eat shit that tasted like chocolate, or eat chocolate that tasted like crap?

Eat shit that tasted like chocolate

Would you rather Look 10 years older from the neck up, or the neck down?

Neck up

Would you rather Be extremely underweight or extremely overweight?

Underweight

Would you rather Experience the beginning of planet earth or the end of planet earth?

Beginning of planet earth.

Would you rather have three kids and no money, or no kids with three million dollars?

No kids with three million dollars…obviously.

Would you rather Be the funniest person in the room or the most intelligent?

Funniest.

Would you rather Have a Lamborghini in your garage or a bookcase with 9000 books and infinite knowledge?

Lamborghini in my garage

Would you rather Reverse one decision you make every day or be able to stop time for 10 seconds every day?

Reverse one decision I make every day

Would you rather Win $50,000 or let your best friend win $500,000?

I’d let her win 500,000 if she splits it in half with me.

Would you rather Run at 100 mph or fly at ten mph?

Fly at ten mph.

Would you rather Continue with your life or restart it?

Continue with my life.

Would you rather Be able to talk your way out of any situation, or punch your way out of any situation?

Talk my way out of any situation.

Would you rather Have free Wi-Fi wherever you go or have free coffee where/whenever you want?

Free Wi-Fi wherever I go.

Would you rather have seven fingers on each hand or have seven toes on each foot?

Seven toes on each foot.

Would you rather live low life with your loved one or rich life all alone?

Low life with my loved one.

Would you rather have no one to show up for your Wedding or your funeral?

Funeral

Would you rather Rule the World or live in a World with absolutely no problems at all?

Live in a world with absolutely no problems at all.

Would you rather go back to the past and meet your loved ones who passed away or go to the future to meet your children or grandchildren to be?

Go to the future to meet my children and grandchildren to be (because I fortunately don’t have any loved ones who have passed away yet)

Would you rather Speak your mind or never speak again?

Hahaha…speak my mind.

Would you rather Live the life of a king with no family or friends or live like a vagabond with your friends or family?

King with no family or friends.

Would you rather know how you will die or when you will die?

When I will die.

Would you rather Speak all languages or be able to speak to all animals?

Speak all languages.

Would you rather get away with lying every time or always know that someone is lying?

Get away with lying every time.

Would you rather Eat your dead friend or kill your dog and eat it when you are marooned on a lonely island?

Kill my dog and eat it when I am marooned on a lonely island

Would you rather Have a billion dollars to your name or spend $1000 for each hungry and homeless person?

Lmao, I think I would have a billion dollars to my name but then I would donate a lot of it to the homeless so everyone wins.

Would you rather End death due to car accidents or end terrorism?

End death due to terrorism.

Would you rather Leave your unemployed son homeless or pay for his drug habits and illegal activities?

Leave my unemployed son homeless.

Would you rather End the life a single human being or 100 cute baby animals?

100 cute baby animals.

Would you rather End hunger or end your hunger?

This question doesn’t make any sense.

Would you rather Skinny dip with your classmate or with a stranger?

Stranger

Would you rather give up your love life or work life?

I don’t have a love life sooo….

Would you rather live in an amusement park or a zoo?

Amusement park

Would you rather be a millionaire by winning the lottery or by working 100 hours a week?

100 hours a week.

Would you rather read minds or accurately predict future?

Accurately predict future.

Would you rather eat only pizza for 1 year or eat no pizza for 1 year?

No pizza for a year.

Would you rather visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?

100 years in the future.

Would you rather Be a cow or a chicken?

Cow

Would you rather have no taste buds or be color blind?

Color blind.

Would you rather Eat everything you see or lick everything you see?

Lick everything I see.

Would you rather Have a foot long nose or a foot long tongue?

Tongue.

Would you rather Have a baby at 10 or a baby at 60?

60

Would you rather Be in jail for ten years or be in the coma for 20 years?

Be in jail for ten years.

Would you rather Have no brother or no sister?

No sister.

Would you rather Be invisible or be fast?

Be invisible.

Would you rather Look like a fish or smell like a fish?

Smell like a fish.

Would you rather Play on Minecraft or play FIFA?

FIFA.

Would you rather Fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

100 duck sized horses.

Would you rather Have a grapefruit-sized head or a head the size of a watermelon?

Head the size of a watermelon.

Would you rather Be a tree or have to live in a tree for the rest of your life?

Live in a tree for the rest of my life.

Would you rather Live in space or under the sea?

Under the sea

Would you rather lose your sense of touch or your sense of smell?

Lose my sense of smell

Would you rather be Donald Trump or George Bush?

Donald Trump

Would you rather Have no hair or be completely hairy?

Have no hair.

Would you rather wake up in the morning looking like a giraffe or a kangaroo?

Kangaroo

Would you rather have a booger hanging from your nose for the rest of your life or earwax planted on your earlobes?

Earwax planted on my earlobes?

Would you rather Have a sumo wrestler on top of you or yourself on top of him?

Myself on top of him.

Would you rather Be able to choose your bridesmaid dress or never have to be a bridesmaid again?

Be able to choose my bridesmaid dress.

Would you rather Have your gynecologist use a speculum that is too large or a speculum that is cold?

Cold

Would you rather Have girl’s night with Oprah Winfrey or Hillary Clinton?

Oprah Winfrey!

Would you rather Have painful cramps again or never have to shave again?

Painful cramps

Would you rather Be catcalled or be treated like a human being?

Like a human being obviously…wtf?

Would you rather Go through a whole day with a very visible panty line or with lipstick on your teeth?

Lipstick on my teeth

Would you rather Be asked if you are PMSing every single day or be told to stop being so sensitive every day?

PMSing every single day

Would you rather Wear a push-up bra all day long or stiletto heels all day long?

Push-up bra all day long

Would you rather Have an entire eyebrow accidentally waxed off or Get a rash from a poor bikini wax job?

Get a rash from a poor bikini wax job.

Would you rather Get your period at the beach or on a date?

Beach

Would you rather Live in a world without the movie “Bridesmaids” or without “Mean Girls”?

Mean Girls

Would you rather Have an awful hair day or go through the whole day with your bra’s underwire poking you?

Awful hair day

Would you rather Wear a pad for 12 hours or wear a thong that keeps creeping up into your bits?

Pad for 12 hours

Would you rather Have tampons for fingers or have pubic hair for teeth.

Tampons for fingers

Would you rather love your spouse or be loved by your spouse?

Be loved by my spouse

Would you rather make out on your first date or wait for the right time?

Wait for the right time

Would you rather have physical intimacy or true love?

True love

Would you rather have large assets and a disfigured body or have smaller assets with a fantastic body?

Smaller assets with a fantastic body

Would you rather not put makeup again or not look at yourself again?

Not put makeup again

Would you rather have your menstrual cycle on your first night or your honeymoon?

Honeymoon

Would you rather get with your boss to get promoted or give up the promotion?

Give up the promotion

Would you rather be the subject matter of gossip or never being talked about at all?

Never be talked about at all

Would you rather be married to someone extremely attractive or be someone who is extremely attractive?

Be someone extremely attractive

Would you rather Stop using YouTube or stop using Instagram?

Stop using Instagram.

Would you rather Check your email first every morning or Check your social networks first every morning?

Email first every morning.

Would you rather Lose your keys or forget your cell phone?

Forget my cellphone.

Would you rather Only have access to YouTube on the Internet or only have access to games on the Internet?

Youtube on the Internet.

Would you rather Eat the same food for the rest of your life or never use Instagram again?

Never use Instagram again.

Would you rather Watch TV all the time or not watch TV at all?

Not watch TV at all.

Would you rather Have slow but unlimited internet or Paid but Limited Internet?

Paid but limited internet.

Would you rather Give up shopping for three months or give up emoji for three months?

Give up emojis for three months.

Would you rather Lose all your contacts or lose $100?

Lose all my contacts.

Would you rather Eat an entire stick of butter or send an embarrassing email to your entire company?

Embarrassing email to my entire company.

Would you rather Be stung by a jellyfish or give up Facebook for a week?

Give up Facebook for a week

Would you rather Never have internet access or be a professional clown?

Be a professional clown

Would you rather Create a super successful app or go on tour with Beyoncé?

Create a super successful app obviously

Would you rather Not use email for a week or feel hungover for a week?

Not use email for a week.

Would you rather have an iPod fitted in your mind and listen to any music of your choice, anytime or watch your dreams alive on television?

Watch my dreams alive on television.

Would you rather give up search engines or social media applications?

Social media applications

Would you rather play Minecraft or Super Mario?

Super Mario

Would you rather have a lifelong free subscription of iTunes or App Store?

iTunes

Would you rather have free internet for life or free food?

Food

Would you rather live without a cell phone or news?

Without a cell phone

Would you rather have your brain transplanted into a robot or an animal of your choice?

Robot

Would you rather infinite battery life for your cell phone or infinite fuel for your car?

Infinite battery for life on my cell phone

Would you rather burn all your books or burn a Kindle or an eBook reader?

Burn a kindle/ebook reader.

Would you rather surf the internet or shop till you drop?

Shop till I drop.

Would you rather give up your snazzy home theater or your PlayStation?

PlayStation.

Shreya Sachdev